Where is Margaritaville? It’s in the tropics somewhere between the Port of Indecision and Southwest of Disorder, but no parallels of latitude or longitude mark the spot exactly. You don’t have to be a navigator to get there. Palm trees provide the camouflage, ocean breezes bring the seaplanes and sailboats, tourists and travelers. Passports are not required. Island music rules. No waiting lines for anything. There is a beach and a thatched roof bar perched on the edge of the turquoise sea where you can always find a bar stool. There are lots of lies and loads of stories. It’s a comical concoction that blends together like tequila, salt, and limes.This is what St. Somewhere is all about. It’s where relaxation is fun, where your goals are our realities, and where the journey is more important than the destination. We’re glad you have decided to book your passport to a personal escape. Please let us know any way that we can exceed your expectations and create that experience that you have always dreamed of.  Come visit us at the St. Somewhere Spa at the Margaritaville Resort Orlando. We look forward to relaxing you…